OK, since I have been told I need to participate more, and this is the wild side, I decided the way to do it was totally irreverantly!

This thread is not meant to be read, it is the place you can come to make gratuitous posts JUST to increase your post count. :eek:

Post as little as you want, post multiple times, heck post just plain nonsense!! Lets get those post counts up!!

:bandit: Well, that should warrent some comments"

OK, since I have been told I need to participate more, and this is the wild side, I decided the way to do it was totally irreverantly!

This thread is not meant to be read, it is the place you can come to make gratuitous posts JUST to increase your post count. :eek:

Post as little as you want, post multiple times, heck post just plain nonsense!! Lets get those post counts up!!

:bandit: Well, that should warrent some comments"


Thinking??? Do you know what you're doing?

Thinking??? Do you know what you're doing?
Nope, that is why I called it gratuitous. :bouncy: :bouncy:

Doesn't that word "Gratuitous" have a great sound. It kinda just rolls off your tongue.... "Graaatooooitous" Try it! See. It's not quite as as good as Obsequious, but it close!!!

Huh?? what?? You speaka da english?

Huh?? what?? You speaka da english?

Can't its a second language and I not too good at it yet.

La da de da

I refuse to post to this frivolous thread.

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The reason I refuse to post to this thread is that I have ethics.

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I simply will not post for the sole reason of raising my post count.

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After all, I AM a professional.

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I wouldn't want people to think I'm a post whore or whatever, eh?

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Post count doesn't matter to me

I honestly don't care how many posts I have.

But since this makes 25, I'm happy. :bouncy:

After all, I AM a professional.

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A professional what??

But since this makes 25, I'm happy. :bouncy:


Wooohooo you are not a quarter of the way there.


Where I dont know :thumbsup:

The reason I refuse to post to this thread is that I have ethics.

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Ethics... what the heck is that?

But since this makes 25, I'm happy. :bouncy:

Ah, but you need 30 to graduate from being a junior member.

OOPS, that's at the OTHER place. :banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r

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Ethics... what the heck is that?
I had an Ethic once... errrr.... wait a minute...

That was an Edsel, and it was recalled. :tongue:

I had an Ethic once... errrr.... wait a minute...

That was an Edsel, and it was recalled. :tongue:


There are SOOO many things I could say, But Im not even going to touch that one ;)

I refuse...

to.......:D

get.............

caught up:D

in this.....

thread. LOL

I will never

catch up...

with Christina or Gizmo!!!!

Grammie 4 VT, that would be because you

actually have a life.

:banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r

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Grammie 4 VT, that would be because you

actually have a life.

:banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r

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Well, I guess you are right.:) I have been really busy lately getting ready for Christmas. Our youngest will be home from school tonight and will be here for the most part until Jan. 11. He will be going to the Chic-Fil-A Bowl, so won't be here one week of his break.

Well, I guess you are right.:) I have been really busy lately getting ready for Christmas. Our youngest will be home from school tonight and will be here for the most part until Jan. 11. He will be going to the Chic-Fil-A Bowl, so won't be here one week of his break.

Each spectator should get:
1) Chic-Fil-A Bowl- a box lunch of chicken
2) Minute Maid Stadium- a container of orange juice
3) Fed-Ex Bowl- a voucher for a free shipment.
4) Cotton Bowl- new shirt
5) Orange Bowl- an orange
6) Rose Bowl- a rose
7) Sugar Bowl- box of candy (ok, maybe a candy bar)

Everyone, feel free to continue this list. :bouncy:

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Each spectator should get:
1) Chic-Fil-A Bowl- a box lunch of chicken
2) Minute Maid Stadium- a container of orange juice
3) Fed-Ex Bowl- a voucher for a free shipment.
4) Cotton Bowl- new shirt
5) Orange Bowl- an orange
6) Rose Bowl- a rose
7) Sugar Bowl- box of candy (ok, maybe a candy bar)

Everyone, feel free to continue this list. :bouncy:

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you started it ... you finish it :frogtongu :banasex0r :banasex0r

well that killed an excelent thread with real stuff...:bouncy:

or not,,,,,,,

kinda hard to tell

but I'll make an effort

Johnny found a dead bird yesterday.

We had bratwurst at my house twice this week.

The cube root of 729 is 9.

Only male peafowl have colorful feathers. The females are rather drab. People are not peafowls.

--Chemist (Stop me before I post again, please)

well I have to say Im too lazy to go back and read all the other posts

So I think I will come up with my own story line.

Hey have any of you seen the movie Lady in the water?

We just got finished watching it.

It was a very good movie

I would highly recomend it. I dont think Im doing such a good job of spelling tonight, but im too tired to care.

I would highly recomend it. I dont think Im doing such a good job of spelling tonight, but im too tired to care.

Actually, your spelling was near perfect in this sequence of posts. You missed only one "m" to have all the letters in the right place at the right time.

However, your apostrophe key seems to be inoperative.

:banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r

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Only male peafowl have colorful feathers. The females are rather drab. People are not peafowls.

--Chemist (Stop me before I post again, please)

Damn! Even when Chemist makes GRATUITOUS posts,

they are interesting!

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

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Damn! Even when Chemist makes GRATUITOUS posts,

they are interesting!

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

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Yes, intelligent posts, Chemist!:cool:

Unlike the rest of us with such frivilous posts! lol

Keep up the good work!

Each spectator should get:
1) Chic-Fil-A Bowl- a box lunch of chicken
2) Minute Maid Stadium- a container of orange juice
3) Fed-Ex Bowl- a voucher for a free shipment.
4) Cotton Bowl- new shirt
5) Orange Bowl- an orange
6) Rose Bowl- a rose
7) Sugar Bowl- box of candy (ok, maybe a candy bar)

Everyone, feel free to continue this list. :bouncy:

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I don't even want to know what they should get at the Toilet Bowl!!

Spell..iz nota ll itz chulked up to b

Spell..iz nota ll itz chulked up to b

I can't even BEGIN to edit that one! :banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r

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Hey, stop complimenting my posts!

I was going for tediously trivial.

Certainly not, "intelligent"!!

Take it back, or I will post again!

I mean it!!

Too late!

Bumble bees have four sets of wings.

dang it!! :D

dang it!! :D
"Dang me, dang me. They ought to take a rope and hang me." (Roger Williams)

Who showed Chemist the quick reply button?

Now he thinks he's a full time poet

Has your present arrived yet?

I really hope it's something nice

"Dang me, dang me. They ought to take a rope and hang me." (Roger Williams)

Way up on the highest tree,
Woman, would you weep for me?

I LOVE the songs of Roger Miller! :cool: :cool: :cool:

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Has not arrived. Thanks, though.

--Chemist

Way up on the highest tree,
Woman, would you weep for me?

I LOVE the songs of Roger Miller! :cool: :cool: :cool:

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"moonshine from a mason jar"

"moonshine from a mason jar"

Make me wanna holler hi de ho!
Burns your tummy don't you know.

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Make me wanna holler hi de ho!
Burns your tummy don't you know.

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Chug-a-lug-chug-a-lug!!!!!

I know every engineer on every train.

I know every engineer on every train.

All of their children, and all of their names.

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Well I see you going down the street
In your big Cadillac

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Well I see you going down the street
In your big Cadillac

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I gratuitously wish you would STOP :frogtongu

I gratuitously wish you would STOP :frogtongu


I whole heartily agree.

I was thinking I was going to have to start getting some of my rap lyrics out

Turn out the lights

the party's over

they say that all good things must end

call it a night

the party's over and tomorrow starts the same ole' thing again :smileysqu

OK. It's a night.

There are just too many forums to keep up with.:confused:

call it a night

Someone call me a cab.

:banasex0r

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Stop the madness

Last call for alcohol

Someone get the lights please.

... "click" ...

Oh great. Now I can't find the damn door.

Quick, Someone put a chair in front of the door.

Oh great. Now I can't find the damn door.
It's on your right.

It's on your right.


Shhhhh dont tell him where it is. It's funnier to watch him walk into the wall :eyebrow:

Picking on a blind guy??? :confused:

Picking on a blind guy??? :confused:


Not blind, just ............. Well you fill in the blank :eyebrow:

Not blind, just ............. Well you fill in the blank :eyebrow:

:tongue: :D

:tongue: :D


What?? What did I say??;) ;) :eyebrow:

Picking on a blind guy??? :confused:

At the local nunnery, a very cute nun was assigned to paint the walls in the recreation room. She got all her stuff together in the room and got ready to paint all four walls.

Not wanting to get paint on her habit, she decided to lock the door, take her clothes off, and paint in the nude.

While painting, she hears a knock on the door. "Who is it?"

The male voice said: "Blind man. I have to get in there right now, it's important."

Well, she figured, a blind man wouldn't know she was naked, so she carefully opened the door and let him in.

He walked in and went over to the windows and started to measure them!!!!

The nun was shocked and said: "How can you see to measure the windows if you're blind?"

The man said: "Oh, I can see just fine. I'm the blind man, I install window blinds. Oh, by the way, you're very cute!"

:banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r

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nuttin to say ...just curious what my count is

pathitiful !!!!!!!!!!! better get jabbering

pathitiful !!!!!!!!!!! better get jabbering

you have 17 now :bouncy: