Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas
Is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to
Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down
To Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio,
El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From
There they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally
Back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers
That read: "I'm Gay," "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott
Beef," "I Voted for John Kerry," "George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2008" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

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That there is funny, I don't care who you are!!!!!!:banasex0r :jester: :rofl: :rofl:

Now, that is funny, Gizmo!:) lol

Thanks, Ernest and Shirley.

My talent is cut and paste.

After all, what does CPA stand for?

Cut, Paste, Amend.

:banasex0r :banasex0r :banasex0r

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You gotta love it!

YUP, this Forum is such a hoot!!!!! I get really inspired from it for sure!!!!!

That is soooo funny Giz. I cut and pasted that to the guys at work.:rockon
Thanks for putting it in here.